January 2010
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AT&T just dumped Tiger Woods because his cock was in more locations than...
– Jim Norton
December 2009
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beersandbananas:
upsider:
“How much does your life weigh? Imagine for a second that you’re carrying a backpack. I want you to pack it with all the stuff that you have in your life. You start with the little things: the shelves, the drawers, the knickknacks; then you start adding larger stuff. Clothes, tabletop appliances, lamps, your TV; the backpack should be getting pretty heavy now. You...
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Merry Christmas, Tumblr.
Maybe I’ll sing you a song…next year. (Don’t count on it.) I still love you all, though!
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http://isitchristmas.com/ →
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In which I reminisce about high school. (No,...
So, I was reading a post by natface (go follow her, for reals) in which she discussed going back and seeing her old high school choir perform (among other things). Oddly enough, I did something similar tonight, and had somewhat similar thoughts about the experience.
I went to my high school (New Hyde Park Memorial High School) this evening and saw their annual Winter Concert. The tradition at my...
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Radiohead recording new album in winter, due out... →
WOOHOO! 2007’s In Rainbows is one of my favorite Radiohead records, so I can’t wait to see what they come up with next year.
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Typing in all capital letters is perceived to be shouting, so only do it when...
– @FakeAPStylebook
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Clip from Toy Story 3
June 18, 2010, cannot come quickly enough.
[via Pastapadre]
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agentmlovestacos:
Andy Samberg playing Mark Wahlberg talking to animals always rules.
via thedailywhat:
SNL: And now, Mark Wahlberg talks to Christmas animals.
[via.]
I don’t know why this caused me to burst out laughing multiple times, but it did.
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When I no longer thrill to the first snow of the season, I will know that I am...
– Lady Bird Johnson
Today was one of the few and far between days that I actually liked winter. And now with numb toes and fingers, knees cold and wet from having wiped out while sledding, cheeks red and dog curled up next to me on the couch, exhausted from her cavorting, I am drinking hot chocolate...
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Someone's going to need to explain this sudden...
sharpless:
She died. I get that. And yes, it’s as sad as whenever anyone else in this world dies, particularly at such a young age. But why do so many people suddenly care?
I mean, Michael Jackson, I can understand. He was important and influential. Heath Ledger, I could understand. A lot of people, I could understand. But I tell you, I have seen neither hide nor hair of Ms. Murphy on my...
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Star Wars Weather →
Type in your location.
[via Michael Hagar on Twitter]
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When TV Became Art →
In New York Magazine, Emily Nussbaum says what I’ve been trying to tell people for years: the 2000s is when TV became art.
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You ever get followed on Twitter (or here, I guess) by someone “important,” so to speak, and immediately feel almost nervous in a way, like you’re now obligated to spam less or post more insightful/funny commentary or just behave in a different way in general?
Yeah, that just happened to me on Twitter.
I mean, how weird is that?
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IRON MAN 2 TRAILER →
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
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