Yesterday (Tuesday), I had makeup put on my face for the first time. I don’t mean, like, Halloween costume makeup; I’m talking about that brown stuff that’s supposed to cover up blemishes and whatnot. I don’t know how girls do it; I guess it’s something they get used to pretty early on. But it sure felt — and looked — odd on me.
I will explain why I was wearing makeup in a little less than a month.