If you watch the goddamn Puppy Bowl instead of the Super Bowl today, the terrorists win.
THIS IS AMERICA, BITCHES. In this, the greatest country in the history of the universe, REAL AMERICANS gather on this holiest of days to watch MEN partake in the MANLIEST SPORT OF ALL, AMERICAN FOOTBALL, and to watch CORPORATIONS (who are ALSO PEOPLE) hawk their wares at $3.5 million per 30 seconds, while consuming those most AMERICAN of foods, chicken wings and beer and pizza and heros, in a beautiful orgy of violence, consumerism, and excess that represents the VERY BEST that these UNITED STATES OF AMERICA have to offer.
Amen.
Adorable Celebrity Being Adorable of the Day: In honor of her 31st birthday, Kristen Bell’s boyfriend, Dax Shepard, arranged for her to meet a sloth in person for the very first time.
It was a tearful experience to say the least.
[ellen.]
I’ve always been kinda put off by people who get super-hysterical about stuff… but that’s so darn cute.
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Damn Nature U Photogenic of the Day: Viktor Lyagushkin photographs Natalia Avseenko getting up close and personal with a pair of beluga whales on the Arctic shores of the White Sea.
[dyt.]
Incredible.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkubq3hu6E1qzpwi0o1_1280.jpg)
Damn Nature U Photogenic of the Day: Viktor Lyagushkin photographs Natalia Avseenko getting up close and personal with a pair of beluga whales on the Arctic shores of the White Sea.
[dyt.]
Incredible.
Lights Out: Meet Buck.
[b3ta.]
This is charming, hilarious, and beautifully animated — a perfect little animated short!
(Source: thedailywhat)
![Harold
30 Rock S05E09, “Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish”
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Harold
30 Rock S05E09, “Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish”
[click through for full-size image]
![thedailywhat:
Tweet of the Day: Shots Fired: Super Meat Boy responds in kind to PETA’s earlier comments suggesting he was “a vengeful, bloody cube of rotting animal flesh” who couldn’t satisfy his girlfriend, Bandage Girl, quite like their counterpart, Super Tofu Boy.
[@supermeatboy.]
My hero!](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcsb4yH7VJ1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Tweet of the Day: Shots Fired: Super Meat Boy responds in kind to PETA’s earlier comments suggesting he was “a vengeful, bloody cube of rotting animal flesh” who couldn’t satisfy his girlfriend, Bandage Girl, quite like their counterpart, Super Tofu Boy.
My hero!
(Source: thedailywhat)
Reencatment of the Day: Brandon Hardesty fan Paul Klusman reenacts the “Miracle Max” scene from The Princess Bride with the aid of his cats (in order of appearance) Zoey, Oscar, and Ginger.
[d-a-n.]
A great scene from one of my favorite films.
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