posted on 6.1.12

imathers:

kayci-z-von-sweet:

frozenshade:

Idris Elba reveals the story behind the name of his production company ‘Green Door’ [x]

i love this man

as if i didn’t love him enough already

This is from the Strombo show, and last night my housemate called me downstairs so I could watch it and it was absolutely worth it.

Presented without comment.

(Source: oh-whiskers)

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posted on 5.30.12 my comic about rape jokes.

thingofthings:

i’ll go back to dumb cartoons of ugly people soon i swear

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posted on 5.28.12
“We don’t have a word for the opposite of loneliness, but if we did, I could say that’s what I want in life…It’s not quite love and it’s not quite community; it’s just this feeling that there are people, an abundance of people, who are in this together. Who are on your team. When the check is paid and you stay at the table. When it’s four a.m. and no one goes to bed. That night with the guitar. That night we can’t remember. That time we did, we went, we saw, we laughed, we felt. The hats.”
From: 

The Opposite of Loneliness by Yale Daily News columnist Marina Keegan for the class of 2012 commencement.

She died in a car accident several days later at age 22.

(via caro)

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posted on 5.11.12

thedailywhat:

Sad ‘Cause It’s True of the Day: It’s Teacher Appreciation Week, and Jimmy Kimmel’s gift to educators across the country was an opportunity to give their students’ parents a piece of their minds.

[jimmykimmel]

My mom teaches kindergarten, and I am continually amazed by the amount of shit she has to put up with.

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posted on 4.30.12 Happy Endings by Margaret Atwood

salvadorian:

John and Mary meet.
What happens next?
If you want a happy ending, try A.

A.

John and Mary fall in love and get married. They both have worthwhile and remunerative jobs which they find stimulating and challenging. They buy a charming house. Real estate values go up. Eventually, when they can afford live-in help, they have two children, to whom they are devoted. The children turn out well. John and Mary have a stimulating and challenging sex life and worthwhile friends. They go on fun vacations together. They retire. They both have hobbies which they find stimulating and challenging. Eventually they die. This is the end of the story.

B.

Mary falls in love with John but John doesn’t fall in love with Mary. He merely uses her body for selfish pleasure and ego gratification of a tepid kind. He comes to her apartment twice a week and she cooks him dinner, you’ll notice that he doesn’t even consider her worth the price of a dinner out, and after he’s eaten dinner he fucks her and after that he falls asleep, while she does the dishes so he won’t think she’s untidy, having all those dirty dishes lying around, and puts on fresh

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posted on 3.11.12

thedailywhat:

Words Of Wisdom of the Day: Inspired by the acclaimed “Sagan Series,” Evan Schurr pieced together powerful statements made by world-renowned astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson that serve as an alarming wake up call to a nation that has stopped dreaming and underfunded tomorrow.

[reddit.]

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posted on 3.1.12

(Source: drunkonstevphen)

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posted on 2.23.12

agentmlovestacos:

The Ramones. The Simpsons. So great.

via dethtron5000:

“Hey guys, I think they liked us.”

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posted on 2.13.12

michelleshock:

Oh god, oh god. I need to go home. Nothing in my day will be better than this.

Uh-mazing.

(Source: oldmanglasses)

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