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posted on 2.5.12 Thoughts on the Puppy Bowl

If you watch the goddamn Puppy Bowl instead of the Super Bowl today, the terrorists win.

THIS IS AMERICA, BITCHES. In this, the greatest country in the history of the universe, REAL AMERICANS gather on this holiest of days to watch MEN partake in the MANLIEST SPORT OF ALL, AMERICAN FOOTBALL, and to watch CORPORATIONS (who are ALSO PEOPLE) hawk their wares at $3.5 million per 30 seconds, while consuming those most AMERICAN of foods, chicken wings and beer and pizza and heros, in a beautiful orgy of violence, consumerism, and excess that represents the VERY BEST that these UNITED STATES OF AMERICA have to offer.

Amen.

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posted on 6.29.11

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christr via volonta via fagology:

Anderson Cooper gets all sarcastic and sassy over disgusting marriage of 51-year-old D-list actor and 16-year-old girl.

(Source: some-disgraced-cosmonaut)

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posted on 6.9.10 Massive Flow Of Bullshit Continues To Gush From BP Headquarters

“Everything we can see at the moment suggests that the overall environmental impact of this will be very, very modest,” said BP CEO Tony Hayward, letting loose a colossal stream of undiluted bullshit. “The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean, and the volume of oil we are putting into it is tiny in relation to the total volume of water.”

Hayward’s comments fueled fears that the spouting of overwhelmingly thick and slimy bullshit may never subside.

According to sources, the sheer quantity of bullshit pouring out of Hayward is unprecedented, and it has thoroughly drenched the coastlines of Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Florida, with no end in sight.

Though no one knows exactly how much of the dangerous bullshit is currently gushing from BP headquarters, estimates put the number at somewhere between 25,000 and 70,000 words a day.

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